Teen.

FHGP since 1995.

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blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

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donkos:

gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,

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nice friend person:
hey, how've you been?
me:
capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

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I’m happy that Matthews sister is engaged finally! And I tell my mom and she’s like “ya they’re gonna divorce down the road” and I’m here like NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE YOU MOM SHUT UP PLS

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tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

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